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Perhaps Donald Trump is nonplussed because he’s being surplussed.

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Next, I’m hoping, plus fours and/or petit fours. Or fours majeure. (I should have resisted that.)

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You can, I've been reliably informed, resist everything and anything but temptation.

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Indeed, for I am (notoriously) Wilde at heart.

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Up for an Oscar!

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Fore!

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Heretofore.

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Been heretofore, done theretofore.

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You and I established together that we both originally thought that plus fours were shoes, right? (Because if you didn't, I did.)

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Your memory is entirely correct.

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Oh my Lord, so did I. It was a Wodehouse passage, I think. I was deducing the meaning from context. Maybe in one of his golf stories? I'm not going to tell you how old I was when I finally looked it up and discovered my error, because my age was 37 and I'm a wee bit embarrassed it took me so long.

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What I foolishly took to be plus fours were, in fact, the improbably named co-respondent shoes.

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Fours majeure are very large cakes, right?

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Fourtunately … because I’m hungry.

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And may the fours be with you.

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You mean all those Jedi were saying "Let them eat cake"??

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Oh boy, you’ve excelled yourself today—Coinage of the Realm!

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“[C]lodhoppered foot” — somehow now I’m transported back to my uneasy childhood watching Red Skelton on the (black-and-white tv), Clem Kadiddlehopper!

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The eighth (by my count) graf is such a glorious festival of polysyllabism both for its own sonorous sake and because each word that could have been replaced by a simpler choice is so clearly superior to any of the more pedestrian alternatives.

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I'm increasingly incorrigible, I find, and perhaps someone should corrige me instanter.

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But first, porridge!

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If you deliberately put "count" next to "graf", then I congratulate you heartily. If you accidentally did so, then I congratulate you serendipitously.

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And I congratulate you peripatetically

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If not peripherally.

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That transition from nonplussed to hoi polloi is a thing of beauty. (And performative language is a big thing in my world, I may write about it sometime in connection with phrases like “This is My body” and “I absolve you of your sins,” etc.)

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I'm usually reasonably quick on the uptake, but the first time I ever encountered that usage of "performative," someone had to explain it to me, like, three times.

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Everything is going to be alright. All right?

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I've allowed myself to embrace "alright" only in peevish exclamations like "Alright already, I'll be down in a second." Otherwise I firmly believe that the kids are all right.

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As long as they are not "alt right", we should be fine. I hasten to add that the "alt" portion seems entirely quaint now that fascism is being mainstreamed and is thus the "right" is not very "alt" at all.

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Right as reign.

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Indeed, in these dark and troublesome times, words can bring light. Light laughter … and revelations lite.

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Exhilerating perfection. It almost makes me suspect the use of some potentially dangerous, performative-enhancing essay steroid.

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I’m glad you didn’t misuse “begs the question.” I couldn’t sanction that. I’d be sanctioned if I did.

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‘Bemused’ drives me mad but I do wish there were a very specific word for what people often think it means. Unless there is and I don’t know it, which is likely.

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I think that if you want to say “wryly amused,” you should and have to say it.

But no, I don’t think there’s a one-word mot juste, alas.

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Is there a difference between a "performative utterance" and a "speech act?" I ask because when I married my wife, our internet-enabled officiant pronounced, at my request, "Shazam!" What have I done? xxoo to lovely Sallie, and to lovely you as well.

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An excellent and principled way to draw the line. And please do not ever stop dropping footnotes.

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Re note 2: Your enrollment in the Squad Squad is being added to our rolls. Until it arrives, you may positively style yourself a Nattering Nabob.

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It does seem as if they were flaunting their flouting.

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That TNR article was the first time I'd ever heard "nonplussed" used that way. I went straight to Merriam-Webster and came away dismayed. "Up" is "down" now in so many things in this country. This was one thing too many. I needed your little rant.

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The redefinition goes back a few decades, but I don’t think I’d ever before seen the word used that way in what I like to think of as edited prose.

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But it sounds like they went out of their way to restate the term, which seems winky.

All these terms — bemused, nonplussed, bimonthly — are what Garner calls "skunked": you can be sure what you mean when you write them, but you can't be sure what meaning a reader will interpret. Hence a standard editorial suggestion: avoid.*

As a kind of aside, I remember the older? meaning of "nonplussed" as a fancy Latin way of saying "can't even".

* There are editorial contexts in which it might be ok to stet such a term and leave it to the reader to look it up and learn something, dammit. But I never worked under this protocol; for us, "if the reader needs to look up a word, you lose".

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