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David J. Sharp's avatar

And lo, the celebrants turned to salt.

James Nevius's avatar

Mandanistas is now canon. I’m working on rewriting the Clash LP as we speak……

Daniel Okrent's avatar

Surely you both mean Mamdanistas, not Mandanistas.

James Nevius's avatar

Surely, we do.

David J. Sharp's avatar

Breaking News — Mandami to City: “Drop Hyphens!”

David J. Sharp's avatar

Mandamites, Mandamiites — Let’s call the whole thing off

Jack Viertel's avatar

As a general rule, I would prefer bot-omized to bot-composed. Might be just me though.

Bob Gutowski's avatar

Hear, hear! (Not "here, here!" which is for calling the pooch.)

Rick Davis's avatar

As a former Artistic Director at a locally-recognized and regionally-suspected theater company (and an even-more-former dramaturg at a much larger place), I can report that this kind of prose, alas, predates bot culture. I once proposed a "Platonic Marketing" campaign, along the lines of: Six Good Plays (Three of them Great), and Here's Why You Might Want to See Them.... (capital letters for typographic notice, not correctness). It was not adopted.

Benjamin Dreyer's avatar

That is both hilarious and endearing, and you should absolutely have been allowed to proceed.

Laurie Fusco's avatar

So good and I love the cartoon as well .

John's avatar

Sun-Times editorial writers of yore found "spinach," sotto voce, useful in many meetings with the publisher.

Fran Manly's avatar

One more comma would have left the mayor less drunk: "The embrace of the two cultures spilled over into the city, as the NBC affiliate TV station in Boston put it: 'They’ve marched through Boston, attended a Red Sox game at Fenway Park, played the bagpipes, tried out the city’s viral cop slide, put traffic cones on the heads of statues like Samuel Adams, made friends with the locals, cheered as Mayor Michelle Wu signed documents kicking off a sister city partnership with Glasgow and drank beer. A lot of beer.'" (From Margaret Sullivan's column in the Guardian.)

Benjamin Dreyer's avatar

Oh yipes. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺